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  • mastercylinder 10:06 am on December 17, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: felix, master cylinder, poindexter, rockbottom   

    Felix! Rockbottom Is Holding Me Prisoner! 

    Help, Mr. Felix! Help!

     
  • mastercylinder 9:05 am on December 17, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    I Am Master Cylinder 

    You will not question my authority.

    Earthlings! Take heed of my words! If you do not heed my words, that is to say that if you haven’t heeded my words… no wait…, hed, my words. If you haven’t hed my words… Wait. That doesn’t sound right either; hedded... If you haven’t hedded my words…

    Okay, no.

    Anyway, whatever. Forget it. Just do what I say. I am Master Cylinder.

    You must do what I say or there will be reefer cushions.

    You don’t want those, do you?

    So then, well, do what I say! Heed my words!

    Who among you has not hedded my words? You shall be the first to face my warth.

     
  • mastercylinder 11:01 pm on December 19, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    Black and Decker Accu Mark Level For Dad 

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  • mastercylinder 9:34 pm on May 2, 2006 Permalink | Reply  

    Less Idiots 

    Here I am using this wordpress.com account to learn a little more about blog spam in order to keep my other self-hosted blogs safe from it, and I discovered the ''Next Blog' button up there in the upper-right corner.

    After clicking through two blogs at random that happened to be displayed in some other language I don't understand, I finally landed on Reverend Gisher's blog, to which he hasn't posted since January.

    Very clever writer, he.

    I placed a short, annoying comment on his about page. I merely wrote: "I like you. Keep writing."

    And as for me, well, I'm not maintaining this blog, per se. I'm developing blogs at yourmothershouldknow.com, and spellrightnow.com, and timrockman.com, and loosearrow3d.com, and powell3d.com, and positive180.com, and powelltownusa.com, and the list goes on. I'm only here to get the API key they promised me. Why one needs to set up a wordpress.com blog just to get an Akismet API key, I'm not sure.

    I've only just begun installing the newer version of WordPress 2.0.2, or wherever we are now, and Akismet comes installed right with it, but the instructions tell you to get your API key from your WordPress.com account, so I had to come make one.

    Who else knows their way around all this techno stuff? Sherman Hu? Teli Adlam? Of course Matt Mullenweg does, I know that. Brandon Hong?

    Anyway, go read Reverend Gisher. He's funny.

     
    • weston 11:10 pm on May 2, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      If you are playing around with wordpress and ways to prevent spam you may want to try sxore, a WordPress plugin that provides identity and reputation for bloggers. It’s a little complicated at first but then it gets really simple …

      Tell me what you think if you give it a try. You can try leaving a comment with it at blog.sxore.com.

    • mastercylinder 1:52 am on May 3, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Thanks, Weston –

      I’ll let you know.

    • mastercylinder 11:26 pm on December 6, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Let’s see if my avatar shows up…

    • reverend gisher 8:27 pm on August 21, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      i appreciate the props although i never really got the wordpress running. my old digs are on the link on this comment and if you scroll down the page on the post (last post there btw) my new joint is tucked in the last line.

  • mastercylinder 5:49 pm on April 6, 2006 Permalink | Reply  

    Mr. Felix! Mr. Felix! 

    Get your Magic Bag o' Tricks!

     
  • mastercylinder 12:12 pm on April 6, 2006 Permalink | Reply  

    What Will Happen To Felix In The Next Exciting Chapter? 

    Felix and Poindexter are coming, Rockbottom!

    Get my Gamma Ray Gun! 

     
    • Mr WordPress 12:12 pm on April 6, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Hi, this is a comment.
      To delete a comment, just log in, and view the posts’ comments, there you will have the option to edit or delete them.

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