Master Cylinder

Felix! Rockbottom Is Holding Me Prisoner!

mastercylinder — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 10:06:54 +0000

Help, Mr. Felix! Help!

I Am Master Cylinder

mastercylinder — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 09:05:48 +0000

You will not question my authority.

Earthlings! Take heed of my words! If you do not heed my words, that is to say that if you haven’t heeded my words… no wait…, hed, my words. If you haven’t hed my words… Wait. That doesn’t sound right either; hedded... If you haven’t hedded my words…

Okay, no.

Anyway, whatever. Forget it. Just do what I say. I am Master Cylinder.

You must do what I say or there will be reefer cushions.

You don’t want those, do you?

So then, well, do what I say! Heed my words!

Who among you has not hedded my words? You shall be the first to face my warth.

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mastercylinder — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 23:01:02 +0000

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Less Idiots

mastercylinder — Tue, 02 May 2006 21:34:23 +0000

Here I am using this wordpress.com account to learn a little more about blog spam in order to keep my other self-hosted blogs safe from it, and I discovered the ''Next Blog' button up there in the upper-right corner.

After clicking through two blogs at random that happened to be displayed in some other language I don't understand, I finally landed on Reverend Gisher's blog, to which he hasn't posted since January.

Very clever writer, he.

I placed a short, annoying comment on his about page. I merely wrote: "I like you. Keep writing."

And as for me, well, I'm not maintaining this blog, per se. I'm developing blogs at yourmothershouldknow .com, and spellrightnow.com, and timrockman.com, and loosearrow3d.com, and powell3d.com, and positive180.com, and powelltownusa.com, and the list goes on. I'm only here to get the API key they promised me. Why one needs to set up a wordpress.com blog just to get an Akismet API key, I'm not sure.

I've only just begun installing the newer version of WordPress 2.0.2, or wherever we are now, and Akismet comes installed right with it, but the instructions tell you to get your API key from your WordPress.com account, so I had to come make one.

Who else knows their way around all this techno stuff? Sherman Hu? Teli Adlam? Of course Matt Mullenweg does, I know that. Brandon Hong?

Anyway, go read Reverend Gisher. He's funny.

Mr. Felix! Mr. Felix!

mastercylinder — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 17:49:36 +0000

Get your Magic Bag o' Tricks!

What Will Happen To Felix In The Next Exciting Chapter?

mastercylinder — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:12:28 +0000

Felix and Poindexter are coming, Rockbottom!

Get my Gamma Ray Gun!